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151). Just The Fax, M’am By : Rev. James L. Snyder
For years, I smugly prided myself as a non-fax machine person. I felt it beneath my dignity to own such a technical contraption. The quill is more my
152). Bat Ejection Techniques – Country Survival Course #27 By : Nola L. Kelsey
People lie! They lie about the bliss of rural relocation. They lie about the size of fish they catch. They lie about being there for you. But, mostly, they lie about bats! Such a silly thing, yet no one can admit the ugly truth. “Bats only come into your house. It never happens to me,” friends say. Liars!
Evidence to the contrary exist...
153). Marriage, Hollywood Style By : Stephen Schochet
Britney Spears' rapid walk down the aisle and subsequent annulment continued a long line of wild marriages in Tinseltown. The legendary union that beg
154). A true roommate story-psyco surfer By : dan the roommate man
My worst roommate (and I've had some bad ones) was on my semester at Tel-Aviv University. It started on the group flight there, with this obnoxious su
155). Internet Marketing and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance By : Palyn Peterson
I was just thinking about something I'd like to share withyou, and hopefully it'll give you something to think aboutas well. I was remembering
156). TV Stars - Really? They Started on the Legit Stage By : Paul_Mroczka
TV Stars - Really? They Started on the Legit Stage
157). Rural Relocation – Considerations and Adjustments By : Nola L. Kelsey
So you’re thinking about going country? It’s time to abandon the frenzy of city life, drop the ‘G’ from the end of your verbs and trade your Gucci for goats. You long to be in a place where business is done on a handshake, where your backyard is bountiful and where folks welcome you with warm apple pie and a smile. You want the simple life.
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158). FUN LOOK AT A LADY HANG-GLIDER By : VJ Gibson
Women can be sports widows when husbands take to the tube, but what’s a man to do when his lady love is a hang-glider? Cyril May and Jack McDonald exp
159). Turkeys: both men and bird and a Peanutbutter power bar By : Gregory J. Ballan
It was a glorious spring morning (5:35AM) as Brian and I set forth into the Berkshires to hunt the ever elusive and weary Wild Turkey. We had our sla
160). Government Study Shows Decrease In Buying Power Of Dollar; Now Equal To Penny By : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
The U. S. Department of Treasury has done a reevaluation of the currency and determined that the buying-power of the dollar bill is now the exact equivalent of what the buying power of a penny once was.
As a result, it appears that the long-endangered penny has finally met its meltdown.
The study also revealed that the fut...
161). I'm A Romance Novel Hero! By : Ed Williams
Before we get started here, let me tell y’all that what you’re about to read is the absolute truth. The absolute, unvarnished truth. I swear it on eve
162). IS GOD A DEMOCRAT OR A REPUBLICAN? AND OTHER CULTURAL ANOMAL By : Rev. James L. Snyder
The amazing thing about contemporary American culture is its predisposition to organize itself into neat little categories. This "pigeonhole syndrome,
163). Travel Jokes By : Nomad Rick
Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes.
Travel Jokes
1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka. He stands,...
164). Timothy Ward IS Hotter Than You By : Timothy Ward
Inspiration for the articles I write does not always come instantly. That's why I spend hours upon hours each day surfing the internet and visiting various websites. This may sound like time wasted or goofing off but I assure you that I am working. While some writers find that long walks or exercise help them to invoke the muse, I've found that cru...
165). Twelve Simple Rules for Sucking Less Than 'Eight Simple Rules' By : Charlie Hatton
America is a country of sitcom watchers. We all like a nice chuckle now and again, but unfortunately the good shows are outnumbered, outgunned, overwhelmed, and often obliterated by the bad.
In an effort to stem the tide of inane, sugary pap gushing down our satellite feeds, here are a dozen ways to improve the average -- and significa...
166). What Whine Goes With Cooked Goose? By : Rev. James L. Snyder
Some who know me suggest I might be a wee bit absentminded at times. I prefer to think of it as simply being actively engaged in processing th
167). The Superior Mind -- Man vs. Mouse By : Gary Mosher
I’ve never thought of myself as a brave man, but it’s nice to know if you’ll be able to handle yourself in a dangerous situation. One morning on my drive to work such an occasion occurred. I was cruising down the road and singing off-key to the radio when I suddenly had the gut wrenching feeling that I wasn’t alone. I could sense the presence of ev...
168). It’ll Feel Better When It Quits Hurting By : Timothy Whitt
Let me give you some advice putting together a swing set takes more then one person. That is unless you enjoy suffering aches and pains in muscles you
169). What's With The Automated Checkouts? By : Call me Queenie
It’s 5:30 Friday evening. I’ve just put in a full 8 hours at work, commuted for another hour, the home frig is all but empty and I still have to make
170). Tonto's Lament By : Don Roble
I approached the cell where they were holding Tonto. I had some feeling of fear at the
prospect of being locked up in a 6x8 cell with the man who
171). MARCH MADNESS & MERRIMENT! By : Beatrice Blitterlees & Earl Craboon
Copyright "The Quipping Queen" 2005.MARCH MADNESS & MERRIMENT!-- Or, eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in March 2005 --
172). The Lost Art Of Fundamental Copywriting By : Dean Phillips
What ever happened to good old fashion, fundamental copywriting? Has anyone seen AIDA? I mean, before you can run, you first have to learn ho
173). Taking A Little Time Out For Time By : Timothy Ward
Today's topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time. We're goingto talk about time today because I never seem to have enoughof it. And I figure that
174). Space Exploration, and the Room for it! By : Thick Mick.
Space exploration came a long way since I was the size of a measurable amount of it.I remember with some pain, my first ride on a penny farthing
175). I Drank Tea in December By : ARTHUR ZULU
The two writers laughed aloud as I ended the story. Not that it was the kind of thing that one likes to hear in the morning. Some would quickly go on
176). The Good Old Days Are Gone By : Charlie Hatton
I yearn for a simpler time. Life in this modern age can be frustrating and scary, what with the global warming and the bad cholesterol and the high-definition reruns of 'The Nanny'. I long for a more peaceful existence, free from the complications of the twenty-first century lifestyle. I'm ready to re-adopt a few of our long-forgotten tradit...
177). A POSTCARD FROM PARADISE LOST By : Theolonius McTavish
(c) Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.Seeking a spot of serenity somewhere in the universe, I recently booked a deep-discount dod
178). The Incredibles Quotes By : Stephanie Molnar
Honey Best: Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! Violet Parr: We act normal Mom. I want to be normal!
179). Timothy Ward's Great Coloring Book Rebirth By : Timothy Ward
I bought a coloring book yesterday from Wal-Mart. I hadn't colored in years and I got the strange urge to out of the blue. I also bought a 24-pack of Crayola crayons. The box says they are non-toxic which is a relief. I just wonder who sells the toxic crayons and how they compare in price to the crayons I bought. Some people may consider having a r...
180). FAMOUS LAST WORDS By : Sherlock Tidpit
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.FAMOUS LAST WORDS ...or, are you sure the power is off?-- By Sherlock Tidpit, a jest-in-time™ t
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