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Sahib and His Universal Relations


By:Dr Kedar Joshi


1. Sahib is English (The Master)

2. Sahib’s Godfather - German (The Anglo-Saxon Connection)

3. Sahib’s Friend - American (As they often go out together to drop bombs)

4. Sahib’s rival-cum-enemy - French (Whom Sahib’s the most jealous with)

5. Sahib’s Son - Australian (Who is so similar to Sahib)

6. Sahib’s Daughter - New Zealander (Who’s Papa’s girl)

7. Sahib’s Disciple - South African (Who’s learnt racism from Sahib)

8. Sahib’s (often mistreated) Brother - Scottish (Whom Sahib’s smartly united with)

9. Sahib’s Sister - Canadian (Who’s managed to maintain her relationship with Sahib)

10. Sahib’s Wife - Welsh (Whom Sahib’s politically married with)

11. Sahib’s Girlfriend - Spanish (Whom Sahib flirts with)

12. Sahib’s Mistress - Northern Irish (Whom Sahib’s claimed as his own for sheer enjoyment)

13. Sahib’s Manufacturer - Japanese (Who makes cars for Sahib)

14. Sahib’s Guineapig - Iraqi (Who’s a victim of Sahib’s research on warfare)

15. Sahib’s Spy - Pakistani (Who, of course, spies for Sahib)

16. Sahib’s Teacher - Roman (Who taught Sahib how to rule the world)

17. Sahib’s Coolie - Indian (Who told Sahib that he is Sahib)

About the Author

Living with Sahib

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